Picture This: Nasty Girl, Germany's Prettiest Cow
"She has many strengths, from the rear to the front," judge Marko Radke told news agency DPA. Selected for her well-formed udder, strong legs and plump belly, the voluptuous bovine competed against 250 other cows from across the country.
Backstage before the competition there was reportedly a flurry of washing, trimming, blow drying and hairspraying among the competitors, but in the end, 6-year-old "Nastygirl" and her handler Thomas Schulte-Lohmöller emerged victorious. Moo.
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