Against the somewhat incongruous throbbing bass of Survivor's "Burning Heart," an elderly man with gray hair and a black pinstripe suit is making his way through a throng of cheering Christian Democrat delegates, many of whom are holding up banners reading "Juncker for President."
Jean-Claude Juncker, the center-right European People's Party (EPP) main candidate in the election for the European Parliament, climbs up to the stage. He looks tired. It's mid-May, he's in the town of Rotenburg an der Fulda in Germany and into the 37th day of his campaign. Volker Bouffier, the local state governor of Hesse, wishes him luck. "I'd rather have a beer," whispers Juncker. "A beer for Jean-Claude!" calls Bouffier.
"I feel like Obama," says Juncker during his speech. The US president also has to travel across an entire continent when he's on the campaign trail, he remarks, "only he has Air Force One and I just have a bus."
A few days earlier, on the road somewhere near Bremen, another bus carrying his rival Martin Schulz from the Party of European Socialists (PES) pulls in to an autobahn service station. His stomach rumbling, Schulz disembarks and spies the neon sign of a fast food restaurant. His hunger turns to indignation. "Burger King?!" he exclaims. "Can't you find me something decent?"
His staff remain impassive. They're used to their irascible boss. He's not as angry as he looks -- he's a typically tempestuous North Rhine-Westphalian, and it's just his way of letting off steam. They tell him to try the Serways restaurant. "Serways?" he rages, erupting into unprintable expletives. Still fuming, he walks across the parking lot. It's been a long day. He's visited five different cities in the last few hours, as well as a steelworks, a thermal power station and a care home. He's given two speeches in town centers, been interviewed, made phone calls and arranged appointments. And at the end of all that, all there is for the European Parliament president to eat is a curried sausage and fries at a service station in northern Germany.
Personalizing the Vote
For the last few weeks, an experiment has been underway in Europe. For the first time in history, candidates are vying with one another for the highest office in Brussels, the presidency of the European Commission. In the European elections taking place this week, 410 million people are casting their vote not only for a party but for that party's candidate. It's an innovation that has personalized the race, turning it into a stand-off between two rivals.
Martin Schulz, 58, and Jean-Claude Juncker, 59, are going head-to-head in the 28 countries of the EU, drumming up support and cooperation everywhere from Estonia to Portugal, from Ireland to Greece. But will this experiment be successful? Can an election campaign underway in so many different countries actually work?
After all, the elections are taking place at a time when Brussels is looking to the general public more than ever like a bubble. The last five years have seen the economies of many Southern European nations collapse, debts spiral and in some regions, unemployment among the younger generation has reached 50 percent. The euro crisis catapulted the bloc into an identity crisis.
Voter indifference was a problem even in the last European elections, five years ago. Putting faces to the parties is intended to jolt the electorate out of their EU fatigue -- but are the candidates for the EPP and the PES different enough to make the vote interesting?
Even if they are, the biggest challenge still lies ahead. The vote amounts to a referendum on whether or not the EU can become more democratic. A number of leaders of the EU member states resent the fact that the European Parliament wants to determine who will head the next European Commission -- because nominating the candidate is actually their job, according to the terms of the Lisbon Treaty, and all the European Parliament does is vote on their proposal. In this respect, the two rivals, Schulz and Juncker, have a common adversary: German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
"Who is that?"
In early May, Schulz is out canvassing on the streets of Lisbon. It wasn't long ago that the Portuguese were protesting over austerity measures with posters showing Merkel with a Hitler moustache. Germany is seen by many here as overbearing, and the last thing they want to see is a German candidate succeed their very own José Manuel Barroso as Commission president.
Three cruise liners are anchored in the harbor on this particular day, and thousands of tourists are ambling through the historic city center, rubbing shoulders with camera people, photographers and members of the Portuguese Socialist Youth. In the center of the melée is Martin Schulz, sweating profusely. He stops by the downtown offices of a start-up and introduces himself to a young man with curly hair and a white t-shirt. They stand face to face, the desk between them. It feels a little claustrophobic.
"My name is Martin Schulz and I'm running for office as president of the European Commission," he says. There's a brief pause. The two men look at one another in silence. "And what do you do?" asks Schulz.
"We're an Internet company with offices in London and Lisbon," the young man answers. He seems to be as unfamiliar with the European Commission as he is with Schulz himself, despite the fact that the German has a fairly high profile as the current president of the European Parliament.
Few people on the streets of the Portuguese capital recognize him. Some of them stop and stare when he walks by. "Who is that?" asks one woman in French. Schulz waves when he's waylaid by a group of German tourists.
One of the biggest difficulties facing both Schulz and Juncker is boosting their profile across the bloc. That entails adjusting to various cultures and holding impassioned speeches in foreign languages. To some extent, the election campaign has boiled down to a test of the candidates' respective linguistic skills. Schulz speaks fluent French and English, and can also give a speech in Spanish and Italian. Juncker, meanwhile, is confident in English, German and French.
Nevertheless, both candidates have been known to get their languages mixed up. Taking part in a panel discussion last week -- in the final throes of the election campaign -- Jean-Claude Juncker fumbled for a word in French. "How do you say 'tank' again?" he asked French politician Bruno le Maire in German. At an event in Madrid, Juncker ended up with two sets of headphones round his neck, neither of which worked. "I'd better learn Spanish next time," he joked.
The former prime minister of Luxembourg, Juncker visited 32 cities in 18 EU countries on his two-month-long campaign trail, from Helsinki to Madrid, Cyprus to Ireland. He gave 27 press conferences and over 300 interviews. Most of the time, he traveled in a blue bus emblazoned with a "Juncker for President," slogan but covered the longer distances in a chartered plane.
In Sofia, Bulgaria, he was greeted by 15,000 fans in a football stadium; in Braunschweig, Germany, he appeared in the local Eintract stadium, debated with businesspeople, pressed the flesh in the Vienna Naschmarkt and visited the BMW factories in Munich. His rival Martin Schulz had an even busier schedule. The campaign proved to be a journey through European cultures that must on occasion have left the candidates not entirely sure in which city they'd woken up.
Too Many Similarities
It's Friday, May 9. The Piazza della Signoria in Florence. In the Palazzo Vecchio's awe-inspiring Salone dei Cinquecento, the floodlights are still trained on the stage where Juncker and Schulz just ended the first of what will be nine televised debates, held in English.
Schulz pushes through the crowd, which has been hand-picked. It consists of a few students from various international faculties; a lot of men in suits; a smattering of party supporters and a handful of spin doctors. Schulz reaches the far end of the room and disappears into an elevator.
"One and a half hours of wasted time," he grumbles. "We didn't talk about youth unemployment, the economy or the euro." Instead, they spent half an hour discussing institutional matters. "We're chasing our tail," he seethes.
Both Juncker and Schulz are battling a lack of public interest in the elections. Days before the polls open, even the educated middle classes have a hard time naming the two main parties' frontrunners. There's a distinct absence of excitement surrounding the European elections.
The trouble is that their platforms are just too similar. Both are fervently pro-EU, both would like Brussels to become more democratic and both want to see greater powers returned to governments and regions. Neither the candidate of both the center-right and the center-left rules out debt-sharing, even though they both deny it.
No amount of prime time slots can turn their campaigns into compelling viewing. In Germany, their last TV debate was watched by an audience of less than 2 million, with considerably more viewers glued to a detective show on another channel. Even "Germany's Next Top Model" fared better in the ratings.