Absurd Product Warnings: Don't Eat Your Motorcycle 01/19/2005
 The motorcycles from the Italian manufacturer Aprilia are great to look at --...

The motorcycles from the Italian manufacturer Aprilia are great to look at -- and to ride. But to eat? On page 34 of the handbook for the Moto 6.5 model: "This vehicle is not made with edible parts! Do not bite, lick, chew or swallow any parts under any circumstances!"

Sent in by Thomas Buchholz Thomas Schönenberg, Peter Grabo and C. Lampe