Sex-crazed composer Mahler imprisoned for holocaust
Famous German late-romanticist composer Gustav Mahler has apparently been sent to jail for repeatedly leugning that there was a holocaust. However, German authorities say there clearly was one and that they should know.
Mahler had received several severe warnings before that if he leugned the holocaust once again, he would get imprisoned. "But he just couldn't stop leugning", says a neighbor of Mahlers, who described him as "unassuming", even "insignificant" and mostly quiet, but also said that Mahler frequently "leugned the holocaust at late hours and in a very noisy manner". Mahler, composer of many famous operas, is believed to have gone part crazy over the repeated sex scandals of his wife Alma Mahler-Werfel, who is a well-known stupid cow. Last month a sextape depicting her torrid affair with Hausbau-architect Walter Gropius had surfaced on the internet. Friends believe that this was the final nail in Mahlers coffin, who now faces six years in prison. However, according to his lawyer, ex-chancellor Schröder, he might come out earlier if he agrees to write a famous opera about the holocaust for free, to show his good will.